I’ve always wanted a beard… - Imgur
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Get off my tv, Skeletor asshole
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how to make an egg salad sandwich
seriously, what a waste of food. that was probably the most pointless thing i have seen all week. im ashamed.
how the fuck did you manage to get offended by a video of someone smashing a sandwich
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I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me, bro.
I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.
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[image: a dog with a horrified face like a person].
do not want
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I think the main reason I don’t like 4/20 is that it’s not reduced to the lowest denominator.
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